Fanquevallemud
Found this jewel of a joke from a contribution of a friend. Apparently this was voted best email for 1999. Believe it or not!
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The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service at a hotel in Asia.....
Room Service (RS): "Moling! loom sirfesee"
Guest (G): "Yes......"
RS: "Dju witch true odor somefing??"
G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"
RS: "How July it done peace?"
G: "What??"
RS : "How July it done?... Fi, boy?"
G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."
RS: "Howbow bkan?"
G: "Crisp will be fine."
RS: "O light. An some DOS?"
G: "What?"
RS: "Dosee. July some DOS?"
G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'Door-C' means."
RS: "Mmm...............Toes! toes!...
G: "O, you mean Toasts!....No, do you have something else?"
RS: "Howbow ink-ga-nutsu mudfun?"
G: "English muffin!! I've got it! Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
RS: "Copy?"
G: "Sorry?"
RS: "Copy...Mill...all T?"
G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."
RS: "O light. Seeangle ache, quits P bkan, DOS, mudfun and copy....wite??"
G: "Well....Whatever you say"
RS: "Fanquevallemud!"
G: "You're welcome"
(Ah yes, fanquevallemud means thank you very much. Fanquevallemud fa yu ky athenhun).
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A light and easy start to my retreat...
Of Babies & Sirens
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*29th Sunday in Ordinary Time (C)*
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*Readings*: Exodus 17:8-13; Psalm 120 (121); 2 Timothy 3:14-4:2; Luke 18:1-8
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