Fanquevallemud
Found this jewel of a joke from a contribution of a friend. Apparently this was voted best email for 1999. Believe it or not!

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The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service at a hotel in Asia.....

Room Service (RS): "Moling! loom sirfesee"

Guest (G): "Yes......"

RS: "Dju witch true odor somefing??"

G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"

RS: "How July it done peace?"

G: "What??"

RS : "How July it done?... Fi, boy?"

G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."

RS: "Howbow bkan?"

G: "Crisp will be fine."

RS: "O light. An some DOS?"

G: "What?"

RS: "Dosee. July some DOS?"

G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'Door-C' means."

RS: "Mmm...............Toes! toes!...

G: "O, you mean Toasts!....No, do you have something else?"

RS: "Howbow ink-ga-nutsu mudfun?"

G: "English muffin!! I've got it! Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RS: "Copy?"

G: "Sorry?"

RS: "Copy...Mill...all T?"

G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."

RS: "O light. Seeangle ache, quits P bkan, DOS, mudfun and copy....wite??"

G: "Well....Whatever you say"

RS: "Fanquevallemud!"

G: "You're welcome"

(Ah yes, fanquevallemud means thank you very much. Fanquevallemud fa yu ky athenhun).
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A light and easy start to my retreat...